God Saving Man From Roof Joke

God would protect him.

God saving man from roof joke. He said there was room but the man said that god would save. A helicopter pilot sees him on top of the roof and hovers above the man. A flood covered the street and a man was sitting on a roof. I have faith in the lord.

A boat came by wanting to help the man. Minutes later a boat with two people came by. The water was up to his knees. They said to hop in but he said god would save him.

Then a motorboat came by. Even though the flood is rising i will be fine. This is a story of a man who was a firm believer of god. Joke has 57 88 from 60 votes.

I have faith in the lord the lord will save me so the helicopter went away. The man climbed up on the roof of his house and knew that he would be ok. The water was up to his waist. From his second floor window the guy says no.

The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. A boat came by and a guy in the boat said. The man went to the roof to avoid the rising water.

He was praying to god for help. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The man drowned and went to heaven.

The waters continued to rise. A boat came with one person in it. The flood waters continued to rise. He prayed to god to save him.

The man continued to pray believing with all his heart that he would be saved by god. The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared. No replied the man on the roof. It kept raining and a big flood came.

I have faith god will save me the boat moves on. The guy is on the roof as a helicopter hovers overhead. The lord will save me so the man in the speedboat went away. God responded i sent a boat to get you and you did not get on vote.

God will save me. A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. It kept raining and now the water had reached his waist. The pilot shouts out this is your last chance.

They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately. Using a megaphone the pilot tries to convince the man to grab the rope ladder which was dangling above his head. A faithful christian man heard the warning and decided to stay saying to himself i will trust god and if i am in danger then god will send a divine miracle to. The house except for a small part on the roof is submerged in water.

One day it began to rain very heavily. God will take care of me the flood continued to rise. No replied the man on the roof. Climb up the ladder to safety.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me so the rowboat went on. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. The man refused and said that god would save him. Climb in shouted a man in the boat.

He asked god why didn t you save me.